..hahaha, very good one ! I need a *facebook thumb up smiley*
The "Holy Father" wants to establish an SSPX- SWAT Team that he can strategically deploy during the Year of Mercy with the
objective of wiping out Modernism in the Catholic Church.”
A journalist from the
Jesuit America panicky asked, “Why would Francis want to do that?!”
“The Holy Father has recently been reading some of the pre-conciliar encyclicals, especially Pascendi and the Syllabus of Errors. He absolutely loves what his predecessors of blessed memory have to say against Modernism and wishes he had read these documents when he was in the seminary. In fact his newest favorite bedside book is Archbishop Lefebvre’s Open Letter to Confused Catholics…” :-))
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A-CNN’s own Rome Correspondent, Chris Jackson, inquired, “Father, considering how Modernism has infected every corner of the Church and is firmly rooted in the minds of the mainstream hierarchy, clergy and laity, other than what you have just mentioned, what other corrective tools will the SSPX-SWAT Team have its disposal?”
“The SWAT Team,” Fr. Lombardi answered, “will certainly be well equipped with
Cassocks,
Altar Missals for the Latin Mass,
Rosaries,
Breviaries, the
Catechism of the Council of Trent, a variety of
Sacramentals and Holy Cards. I must admit though,
my personal favorite Weapon of Choice is Holy Water, lots of it!”
[..] hahaha :-)
The response to the Vatican Press Office’s announcement has varied internationally, though one of the most
prominent dissenting voices to "Pope" Francis’ intentions came from the newly founded
HOLPCO: the Holy League Of Post-Conciliar Orthodoxy. The “League” is a conglomeration of neo-conservative leaders headed by
Michael Voris and including such personalities as John J. Allen, Mark Shea, Jeffrey Mirus , Karl Keating, Jimmy Akin, and others. A reliable source has told A-CNN that George Weigel’s membership request is still pending.
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Breaking News: Pope Assigns SSPX-SWAT Team as Missionaries of Mercy, Voris Objects
Written by William Bernardi